The Office Reports

Living the high life of a low limit rounder.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

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Monday, July 09, 2007

Greektown Trip Report

So yesterday it was a solid 95+ degrees in Ann Arbor and I busted out of everything I played in, so Bobby (Killerbees24 to the fans) and I decided to head into Detroit to play some live poker. After a pretty short drive we got to Greektown and after a few minutes of wandering someone finally pointed us in the direction of the poker room.

I signed up to play 3/6 LHE with a kill and 5/10 without a kill. I was very disappointed that the highest game they spread was 5/10 but I decided I'd make the best of it. The table was 8 handed when I joined and it was playing sooooo passively. Even for limit I'm not accustomed to seeing 25 hands without a preflop raise and so many boards be checked down. I eventually decided to generate some action by straddeling. This ultra-donk 3-bets from late position. I essentially will 4-bet and cap it with just about anything but I decided to look anyway and I squeeze 2 black jacks.

The flop is 268 and I bet, he raises, I 3-bet and he calls. The turn is a 6 and I check-raise. The river is a 2 and I elect to check/call assuming he has QQ+ at the point. I table my hand and he grins and tables J2. Cute.

A few orbits later half the table limps in and I follow suit from the button with JhQh. The flop is 3h Th Jc. It was 2 bet to me and I put in the third bet. Mr. J2 from the previous hand is the only caller. The turn is the Qs. He bets, I raise, he calls. River is the Td. Check/check. He tables 9sTc. "I was open ended on the turn." You sure were, and I had top 2 and a flush draw. Well played sir.

Later I had AK in the BB and we saw a flop 8 handed of KQ9. I checked and by the time the action returned to me it had been 3-bet. I folded only to watch a K turn and an A river. KJ took a nice pot off of Q9. Puke.

So the game gets down to 6 handed, I win like 4 or 5 pots in a row, this old guy gets pissed about it and leaves. The dealer tells us that if it is 5 handed there is no bad beat so we quit playing and just convert the table to a $1/2 NLHE with $100 max buy-in. I was up almost 2 bills so I put the other $400 in chips in my pocket and get ready for some No Fold 'em NLHE. I raise some limpers with AQ, fire a c-bet on a K high flop, get called and shut down. So I pull out some more chips from my pocket to reload the $100 and the dealer stops me and tells me I can't reload until I'm broke. I stand at the rail of the table with a confused look on my face for atleast 30 seconds. I have never heard of such nonsense and I went over to the floorman to ask for an explanation--he was useless. So I sit there with $60ish, incredibly upset that I can't even reload to the pathetic 50 BB's. So a new dealer comes and wants the $6/30 minute table fee. I reach into my pocket and pull out $6 in chips. Nope, can't do that either. So not only can't I reload, but I have to pay the fucking dealer with 10% of the stack they won't let me improve.

I lost just over $100 playing NLHE mainly due to the fact that I couldn't hit a flop and I was on pseudo-tilt from the stupid fucking rules. I won exactly 1 pot when my KK took it down on a QT4 flop. This one lady looked like she wanted to move but eventually laid her hand down. She probably would have sucked out anyway.

The bad beat jackpot hit for $55k at a NLHE table nearby when JJ got it in against 33 on a JJ3 board only to see a 3 hit the river. This black guy went absolutely apeshit and I honestly thought he had been the one with the 33 and had just scored $27k. Nope, he was just dealt in and got something like $1500--not exactly worth screaming over and causing a huge scene.

Pro's of Greektown: Easy directions. Non-smoking part of the room. Dealers who swear and make jokes about illegal drugs. Nice bad beat jackpot.

Con's of Greektown: Most dealers were foreign and didn't speak English very well. Retarded fucking rules on $100 max tables. Poor selection of LHE games. No free food.

Next trip I make, which will be sometime this week, will be to Motor City as I've heard good things both from ikestoys as well as some players at the table yesterday.

I realize this was long but it was my first live play in awhile and I feel like the blog needed some love.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Running well

Lately I've been running pretty well in MTT's right up until there is decent money to be made. I was down to the final 2 tables in the $50+5 $55k Guaranteed when my QQ ran into AA six handed. Brutal.

Gonna try to play quite a few tourneys today and right to make a decent FT score.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

One last attempt

This is the last time I'll try to revive this blog. If you have been looking here for updates, I apologize. I'm going to try to catch you up as easily as possible.

For several months I played nearly break even poker at multiple levels of cash games. I did make a few grand in rakeback/referrals but basically my cash game play was terrible and I made jack-shit. I ran a run of about 200 SNG's on a different screen-name on Stars and actually ran pretty well. I know my ROI was 28% and I think my ITM was hovering just below 50%. I chose to use a different screen-name because some people were recognizing my KKush name and labeling me as a regular in the $33 SNG's and that doesn't play well for me.

Lately I've been playing exclusively on FTP due to my lack of cash elsewhere and inability to transfer funds. I haven't played anything but MTT's lately and I've really enjoyed myself. This time last year I was really killing and enjoying MTT's and it nice to come back to the tournament arena. I have been playing anything from $5 rebuys to the nightly $55 50k Guaranteed. I also have been playing a ton of satellites and really helping my ROI by playing small satty's to the bigger tournaments.

To date I have only made 1 small FT but I have ran deep with decent stacks in several tournaments including the $10r where I had a top 5 stack with 28 left and I ran a set of queens into a set of aces against one of the players who had me covered--I won't lose much sleep over that cooler though. I have been profitable despite not making any big scores and I honestly feel like I'm on the verge of making a meaningful cash. Hopefully this blog will serve as foreshadowing for my return to the winner's circle.

I will try to post daily about the previous day's results, but obviously if I don't play there won't be anything to report. So far today I've played a few smaller tournaments and one $24+2 where I broke semi-early when someone over played AQ in a 3 way pot. I am currently in the $24+2 PLO and the $50+5 50K.

Thanks for stopping back in.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Be my payment processor

I need money on Stars. I just want a few hundred so I can donk around in some of the MTT's. I have $ on FTP/AP. If you can help me out get at me (InKevinWeTrust on AIM).

Out.